Gedanken
28 May 2005, 11:38 PM
A Japanese guy on holiday walks into a bank in Australia, goes to the teller and says, "Excuse prease, want to change 1000 Japanese yen to Aussie dollar". The teller does some calculations and gives the Japanese guy 100 Aussie dollars.
2 days later same guy walks into same bank, goes to same teller and says "Excuse prese, want change 1000 Japanese yen to Aussie dollar". The teller calculates and gives him back 90 Aussie dollars.
The Japanese guy says, "Excuse prease. Two days ago you give 100 dollar, now you give only 90, why so prease?". The teller replies, "Well, you know, fluctuations".
The Japanese guy yells, "Well, fluck you Australians too!".
2 days later same guy walks into same bank, goes to same teller and says "Excuse prese, want change 1000 Japanese yen to Aussie dollar". The teller calculates and gives him back 90 Aussie dollars.
The Japanese guy says, "Excuse prease. Two days ago you give 100 dollar, now you give only 90, why so prease?". The teller replies, "Well, you know, fluctuations".
The Japanese guy yells, "Well, fluck you Australians too!".