Mathematical Equations

[Uncle-AJ]

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

[Earl]

hmmmmmm Adrian, Does asskissing and bullshit = 121% because there is alot of that combined around here !

[Uncle-AJ]

hmmmmmm Adrian, Does asskissing and bullshit = 121% because there is alot of that combined around here !
I hope there's none of it here Earl. :bye:

[dman]

hmmmmmm Adrian, Does asskissing and bullshit = 121% because there is alot of that combined around here !
LOL!! Adrian is right, that stuff happens on another site mate!! :chuckle: :chuckle:

[Earl]

OOOps let me correct myself on my last post.... damnit... around here = DC !!!!!!
damn I screwed up that post didn't I!

[Rockrolex]

OOOps let me correct myself on my last post.... damnit... around here = DC !!!!!!
damn I screwed up that post didn't I!

Either way, it's funny. :lol: :lol:

[Gedanken]

Another oldie but goodie! :chuckle: