Earl
5 June 2005, 06:23 AM
Revenge
Once upon a time there was a man and a woman that hated each others guts.
One day whilst arguing in the park, the man lost his temper and kicked an old lamp that had been left by campers.
To their surprize a genie popped out and granted them each three wishes. The man went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male in this town." His wish was granted.
The Genie turned to the woman who said "I want a popular store." And she got her wish.
"And for your second wish sir?" Demanded the genie, "I wish to be the only male in the United States, and all the rest to be female." He got his wish.
The woman without delay took her second wish, "I wish I had a dildo."
"Final wish sir!" Bellowed the genie. Then he said, "I wish I was the only male in the world, and all the rest were females." After having his wish granted he smirked at the woman and strutted off into the town.
The womans eyes lit up, she turned to the genie and she said, "For my last wish, I wish that man was gay."
Once upon a time there was a man and a woman that hated each others guts.
One day whilst arguing in the park, the man lost his temper and kicked an old lamp that had been left by campers.
To their surprize a genie popped out and granted them each three wishes. The man went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male in this town." His wish was granted.
The Genie turned to the woman who said "I want a popular store." And she got her wish.
"And for your second wish sir?" Demanded the genie, "I wish to be the only male in the United States, and all the rest to be female." He got his wish.
The woman without delay took her second wish, "I wish I had a dildo."
"Final wish sir!" Bellowed the genie. Then he said, "I wish I was the only male in the world, and all the rest were females." After having his wish granted he smirked at the woman and strutted off into the town.
The womans eyes lit up, she turned to the genie and she said, "For my last wish, I wish that man was gay."