Blonde crocodile

[Uncle-AJ]

Steve Irwin walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts the croc up on the bar. He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my genitalia inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitalia unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured in unanimous approval. Steve stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, Irwin grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc hard on the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth and he removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. Steve stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde! woman timidly spoke up... "I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."
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[dman]

Uhm, what did I miss?? Translate please. :bawling:

[Uncle-AJ]

Uhm, what did I miss?? Translate please. :bawling:
I don't believe you Daren. :banghead:

The blonde thought she had to put his bits in her mouth etc. :chuckle:

This is funnier than the joke. :agree:

[alpet]

LOOOOOOOOOOL :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:

[JJ Irani]

LMAO! That was funny. Come on, Daren, hope you're joking...LOL! LOL! :chuckle: :chuckle:

[dman]

Uhm, yes!! I actually showed this one to my wife. :clap:

[alpet]

For your own sake Daren, I hope she isnt blonde!!! Otherwise......:dummy:

[dman]

LOL!! Yes she is, but has a sense of humor!! :chuckle:

[Earl]

KEWL ........................ roflamo, always good to have a sense of humor! save the smack up side the head ;)

[Gedanken]

Hehehe - heard that one before, only it involved a poof instead of a blonde. :agree:

[Rockrolex]

Uhm, yes!! I actually showed this one to my wife. :clap:

Whew, you had me going there for a minute, D. I started to become a little concerned about you. :clap: :chuckle:

[Bisquitlips]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Latrodectus]

:rofl:outstanding:rofl::rofl::rofl::cheers::clap:: smokin:
and I mean all the great replies:read::bartmoon::smokin::bye:

[limbo]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: