Uncle-AJ
6 June 2005, 12:37 AM
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told
Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed
the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God
recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Yea, that's me..." God commented,
"Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable,
makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!" Arthur was
apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't you the
inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion; 2. It
chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft
and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God
went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for
the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours."
:clap: :chuckle: :clap:
Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told
Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed
the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God
recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Yea, that's me..." God commented,
"Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable,
makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!" Arthur was
apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't you the
inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion; 2. It
chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft
and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God
went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for
the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours."
:clap: :chuckle: :clap: