Uncle-AJ
15 June 2005, 05:18 AM
Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking in the woods,
all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a
small cave.
Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he
listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!"
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was
all about. Was the other Indian crazy or what?
"No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season when
Indian men see cave, they call 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the
opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in
there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up to the opening of
the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" from
deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and
then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in, he was amazed
at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Oh, man! Look at
the size of this cave! It is
bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really
big, fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in
anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
(Get ready this will kill ya),
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!
all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a
small cave.
Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he
listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!"
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was
all about. Was the other Indian crazy or what?
"No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season when
Indian men see cave, they call 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the
opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in
there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up to the opening of
the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" from
deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and
then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in, he was amazed
at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Oh, man! Look at
the size of this cave! It is
bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really
big, fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in
anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
(Get ready this will kill ya),
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!