padi56
25 June 2005, 06:35 PM
A Texas oil tycoon stormed into his lawyers office and demanded that he immediately start divorce proceedings against his wife. He said, "I want to sue the adulterous bitch for breach of contract."
The lawyer said, "I don't know if we'll have a case. Your wife isn't a piece of property You don't own her."
"Maybe you're right," the tycoon said. "But I sure as hell expected exclusive drilling rights. :clap: :clap: :clap:
The lawyer said, "I don't know if we'll have a case. Your wife isn't a piece of property You don't own her."
"Maybe you're right," the tycoon said. "But I sure as hell expected exclusive drilling rights. :clap: :clap: :clap: