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away36
24 January 2008, 10:17 PM
FYI, approximately 144 square feet of floor space can be
covered by 300 coated low-dose aspirin when opened bottle is dropped from a height of approximately 3 feet. This appears to be most effective when achieved at 5:30 a.m.

:dummy::dummy:

Robb
24 January 2008, 10:19 PM
:lol::chuckle::chuckle:

Carolina
24 January 2008, 11:00 PM
FYI, approximately 144 square feet of floor space can be
covered by 300 coated low-dose aspirin when opened bottle is dropped from a height of approximately 3 feet. This appears to be most effective when achieved at 5:30 a.m.

:dummy::dummy:

On the bright side, your floor has lowered its risk of heart attack and stroke substantially... :chuckle:

Lisa
25 January 2008, 12:39 AM
On the bright side, your floor has lowered its risk of heart attack and stroke substantially... :chuckle:

:rofl::rofl:

Poor Nancy!

frostie
25 January 2008, 12:40 AM
On the bright side, your floor has lowered its risk of heart attack and stroke substantially... :chuckle:

:chuckle::rofl::rofl::rofl:

away36
25 January 2008, 01:38 PM
On the bright side, your floor has lowered its risk of heart attack and stroke substantially... :chuckle:

A lot of weird stuff happens in that kitchen at 5:00 a.m. or so. One morning I got up, came staggering toward the coffee pot and there's Al, standing in the middle of the room, with one of the cats at his feet. They were both staring at me with the same guilty look. Al says...."Guess what we're doing? We're playing soccer!" I said....in my 5:00 a.m., bleary-eyed, still not near the coffee pot state....."Soccer???" Al says..."Yup!....guess who's the ball?"

....sigh....

away36
25 January 2008, 01:40 PM
On the bright side, your floor has lowered its risk of heart attack and stroke substantially... :chuckle:

Actually....the high point came when I had picked up 290 of the 300 and then, in the process of getting up off the floor, knocked the bottle over again.

Mr. Bean has nothing on ME!

:rofl: