Don't Assume

[Earl]

Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
A. Yes, it comes after the third of July!

Q. How many birthdays does the average man have?
A. 1 Just one!

Q. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
A. 12, all of them!

Q. How many outs are there in an inning?
A. 6, three per side!

Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
A. No - because he is dead!

Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
A. 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....

Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A. 2, you took them, remember?


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[Rockrolex]

Those are what we used to call groaners.:chuckle:

[Earl]

soooooori NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nofear:

[Bisquitlips]

:banghead::banghead:

[eric23]

:chuckle::chuckle::chuckle:

[Latrodectus]

:thumbsup:good ones, all of them:rofl:

[limbo]

:chuckle::chuckle::chuckle:

[golfball123]

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