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Gedanken
25 May 2005, 05:52 PM
A dad walks into a supermarket with his young son. The kid is holding a £1 coin. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the £1 coin and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the supermarket, reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the supermarket.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up the £1 coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replies. "Divorce Lawyer."

Uncle-AJ
26 May 2005, 02:02 AM
:clap: :clap:

dman
26 May 2005, 03:52 AM
:chuckle: :clap:

alpet
26 May 2005, 04:41 AM
:rofl: :clap: :clap:

Earl
26 May 2005, 10:57 AM
:mouthtape lmao HeHeHe

Bisquitlips
17 January 2009, 09:07 AM
:bartmoon::bartmoon::dummy::dummy:

JJ Irani
17 January 2009, 04:56 PM
:rofl::rofl:

onkyo
17 January 2009, 05:13 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::thumbsup:

:cheers:

limbo
17 January 2009, 06:33 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

xtra3cats
17 January 2009, 11:14 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::chuckle::chuckle::thumbsup:

figbo
17 January 2009, 11:31 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

swatty
18 January 2009, 07:43 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::clap::rofl::rofl::r ofl:

alphamale2012
19 January 2009, 01:18 AM
ha ha very good