Clinton's Pigs

[Earl]

President Clinton arrived in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas.
He stepped out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he
reached the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply saluted him as usual.
Clinton spoke, "I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands
are full."
Marine responded, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs Sir!"
Clinton said, "These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine, they're pure Arkansas
Razorbacks!"
Marine replied, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!"
"I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea," spoke Clinton.
Marine said, "Yes Sir! Good trade Sir!"

[Gedanken]

:chuckle: Lemme guess, Earl - you're a Republican?

Here's one:

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... here she is in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to her.

She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming. "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.

In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

[Earl]

Nawwwww just thought the joke was cute is all :o)

[dman]

LOL, at both jokes!! :chuckle: :chuckle:

[Bisquitlips]

:dummy::dummy::dummy::rofl:

[limbo]

:lol::lol::lol:

[xtra3cats]

President Clinton arrived in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas.
He stepped out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he
reached the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply saluted him as usual.
Clinton spoke, "I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands
are full."
Marine responded, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs Sir!"
Clinton said, "These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine, they're pure Arkansas
Razorbacks!"
Marine replied, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!"
"I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea," spoke Clinton.
Marine said, "Yes Sir! Good trade Sir!"
:dummy::rofl::rofl::rofl::chuckle:

[xtra3cats]

:chuckle: Lemme guess, Earl - you're a Republican?

Here's one:

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... here she is in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to her.

She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming. "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.

In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
:dummy::rofl::rofl::chuckle:

[figbo]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: