Quote:
Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw
My wife would like to add that I'm married to my watches, but live with her.
I can remember the dates of purchase, and the weather conditions at the exact moment I put the watch on...........I can't remember her birthday, anniversary, or how long we have been dating.
I can close my eyes, and tell you minute details about my watch.........I never order her food correctly, and have the wrong condiment combination every time......
I wash my watches per TRF guidlines, but can't correctly load a dishwasher.
I need serious help!
|
__________________
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
|