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Originally Posted by otisc
I was at a wedding once and the best man's speech included the line "I guess we can say third time is the charm, because as we all know this is third time Scott has been engaged." There was an audible gasp. Almost no one knew Scott had been engaged three times. Especially the bride, who started crying.
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Oh, I've seen a speech from hell too. A wedding where I was the best man, the uncle of the bride pulled up a rough patch that the two (bride and groom) had years back, we're talking 8 years or so back in their relationship when they separated (a Break I guess
) for a few months and both pursued other "tail" while on that "break".
Now talk about GASP.
The father of the Groom told me outside, "if it would have been me, I would have smacked that man silly".