Thread: Ralph and Edna
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Old 17 March 2012, 03:27 AM   #1
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Ralph and Edna

>Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
>One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool
Ralph

>suddenly jumped into the deep end.

>

>He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

>

>Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and

>pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's

>heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the

>hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

>

>When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news

>and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you

>were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving

>the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act

>displays soundness of mind.

>

>The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe

>belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

>

>Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.. How

>soon can I go home?'
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