The Rolex Forums   The Rolex Watch

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX


Go Back   Rolex Forums - Rolex Watch Forum > General Topics > Jokes & Cartoons

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 30 July 2016, 01:40 AM   #1
SemperFi
"TRF" Member
 
SemperFi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2014
Real Name: Angelo
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Watch: Rolex Submariner
Posts: 42,164
Weak Heart

A man wasn’t feeling well, so his wife took him to the doctor.

After examining him, the doctor took his wife aside and said, “Your husband has a very weak heart. I am afraid he won’t live much longer unless you treat him like a king and wait on him hand and foot so he doesn’t strain himself.”

On the way home, the husband turned to his wife and asked, “What did the doctor say?”

“Well,” replied his wife. “He said it doesn’t look like you’re going to make it.”
SemperFi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30 July 2016, 01:45 AM   #2
MonBK
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Kingstown
Posts: 58,281
Haha..:)
MonBK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30 July 2016, 01:58 AM   #3
antbkny
"TRF" Member
 
antbkny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Real Name: Anthony
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Watch: Dblue
Posts: 6,723
Lol!
antbkny is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30 July 2016, 01:59 AM   #4
cop414
TRF Moderator & 2024 DATE-JUST41 Patron
 
cop414's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
Watch: 14060M
Posts: 71,861
__________________

Rolex Submariner 14060M
Omega Seamaster 2254.50
DOXA Professional 1200T

Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons
TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron
P Club Member #17
2 FA ENABLED
cop414 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30 July 2016, 02:26 AM   #5
Psmith
"TRF" Member
 
Psmith's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Clive
Location: Exoplanet
Watch: spring-driven
Posts: 38,856
__________________
Psmith is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30 July 2016, 02:50 AM   #6
Contused
"TRF" Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: UK
Posts: 274
Good one!
Contused is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30 July 2016, 06:47 AM   #7
tylerad1
"TRF" Member
 
tylerad1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: MI
Posts: 812
I like it!
tylerad1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 31 July 2016, 09:20 AM   #8
Hairdude1
"TRF" Member
 
Hairdude1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
Watch: AP,PP, Rolex
Posts: 37,156
Ha!
__________________
Instagram: @Hairdude
Watches in Collection 5070R, 5522A, 214270 MK1, 228238

16750, 26401, 5711, 116718, 116710LN, 116300, 16710"Coke", 372, 15300, 15703 (All Flipped)
Official Member "Perpetual 30" Las Vegas GTG 2016
Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017
Official Member 'WIS-CON' Las Vegas Int'l GTG 2018
Hairdude1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Asset Appeal

OCWatches

DavidSW Watches

Wrist Aficionado

Bernard Watches

Takuya Watches


*Banners Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.





Copyright ©2004-2024, The Rolex Forums. All Rights Reserved.

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Rolex is a registered trademark of ROLEX USA. The Rolex Forums is not affiliated with ROLEX USA in any way.