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Old 19 March 2024, 07:28 PM   #1
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What do you call a Gorilla with no ears?

Anything you want it can’t hear you!


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Old 29 March 2024, 04:18 AM   #2
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They slash them.
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Old 26 April 2024, 08:04 PM   #3
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My friend has joined a cult that worships black holes.

I’d hate to get sucked into something like that.
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Old 6 May 2024, 09:32 PM   #4
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I have an EpiPen.

My best friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
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Old 9 May 2024, 01:47 PM   #5
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How did one tectonic plate apologize to the other?

“My fault”


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Old 15 May 2024, 09:14 PM   #6
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What happens with orions belt collides with the big dipper?

Star Wars
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Old 15 May 2024, 09:14 PM   #7
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why are they called french fries when they are fried in grease. (greece)
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Old 12 January 2024, 08:30 AM   #8
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Why did the spider cross the street?
To get to the next website.
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Old 18 March 2024, 07:10 PM   #9
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Why did the spider cross the street?
To get to the next website.

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Old 24 January 2024, 12:26 AM   #10
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dad joke

How do you make a watch laugh? Tick-le it!
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Old 29 January 2024, 11:32 PM   #11
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I so love this thread...
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Old 31 January 2024, 09:08 AM   #12
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I so love this thread...
eh, this thread is a joke.
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Old 31 January 2024, 09:11 AM   #13
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eh, this thread is a joke.
Yes it is...and it cracked me up.
Just what I needed

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Old 31 January 2024, 03:56 PM   #14
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Yeah, I love telling dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs!
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Old 29 February 2024, 11:11 AM   #15
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eh, this thread is a joke.
ba-dum, tss
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