Prairie Cows...

[jatco]

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The only cow in a small town in Alberta stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow up in Melfort, Saskatchewan,
for $200.

So they bought the cow in Melfort, brought it back to Alberta and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.

Then they decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce
more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought a bull and put him in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came
close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask the local vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves
away" they said. "If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach
from the side and she walks away to the other side."

The veterinarian thinks about this for a minute and asks,

"Did you buy this cow in Saskatchewan?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in
Saskatchewan?

The veterinarian replied, with a distant look in his eye,

"My wife is from Saskatchewan."

[seand442]

[jatco]

Originally Posted by seand442

thought you'd like that...!!

[Bangel]

[cop414]

Excellent Thomas!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and Jannet!

[MonBK]

Haha..:)

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