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Old 26 March 2010, 12:30 AM   #1
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The Rolex "Irani" line
Jocke mentioned it in another thread, so in the spirit I would like to submit for 2011- The Irani Line:

The Toss-O-Graph, for "keeping up"
The SubmIrani, for "when it gets deep"
The Shear Master I, featuring a Bi-Rotational Bald Pink Bezel
The SM-II, with 10 sec. Sheep-Shear timing register
The JJTona, with registers for No. sheep sheared per month, week, day & hour
The JJDJ, the only rectangular cased Irani with 41mm X 41mm Cyclops showing the day, just the day.
The JJDD, Time, date and the day of your choice. Every day could be Friday with your JJ Date Day!
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Old 26 March 2010, 12:40 AM   #2
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Old 26 March 2010, 12:48 AM   #3
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Wait till The Tosser sees this!
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Old 26 March 2010, 01:45 AM   #5
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You're heading towards the Tosser List!
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Old 26 March 2010, 01:54 AM   #6
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You're heading towards the Tosser List!
Hell, I'm on the Tosser list, I'm shooting for the "Tosser Hall of Fame"!
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Old 26 March 2010, 02:20 AM   #7
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Hell, I'm on the Tosser list, I'm shooting for the "Tosser Hall of Fame"!
You just made it into the Tosser Hall of Fame, ya bastid tosser!!

That list is well thought out and pretty hilarious!!
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Old 26 March 2010, 02:47 AM   #8
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You just made it into the Tosser Hall of Fame, ya bastid tosser!!

That list is well thought out and pretty hilarious!!
Praise from Caesar! Thanks JJ, 'sob'..I'm so proud!
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Old 26 March 2010, 03:02 AM   #9
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Should JJ be known as the Grand Tosser or Tosser EL Primo
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Old 26 March 2010, 03:39 AM   #10
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Should JJ be known as the Grand Tosser or Tosser EL Primo
Tosser El Primo,of course Earl!
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Tosser El Primo,of course Earl!
And you would be Tosser El Viejo!!!
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Old 26 March 2010, 04:18 AM   #12
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Now we will be hearing this for a long time to come.

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Old 26 March 2010, 04:27 AM   #13
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Tosserissimo?
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Old 26 March 2010, 05:44 AM   #14
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Mikey, congratulations on making it into the Tosser Hall of Fame!
Well earned!
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Old 26 March 2010, 08:08 AM   #15
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JJ, It couldn't happen to a nicer guy!!!
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Old 26 March 2010, 10:20 AM   #16
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Look who's talking 2!
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Old 26 March 2010, 11:07 AM   #17
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Only on TRF.... if you called someone a tosser somewhere else, you would get slapped.
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Old 26 March 2010, 10:52 PM   #18
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JJ the grand poo bar tosser handing out stripes again

Could even be.........

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Yeah, I know!
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Old 27 March 2010, 02:00 AM   #20
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The JJDJ, the only rectangular cased Irani with 41mm X 41mm Cyclops showing the day, just the day.


all of 'em were great, but the one quoted above was my favorite....well done!

i'm glad to have just discovered the "jokes & cartoons" forum of this site!
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Old 27 March 2010, 11:48 AM   #21
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Maybe we should have an icon or avatar from JJ for the inducted members
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