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Uncle-AJ · 22 July 2005, 08:39 PM

Last night I went to the hotel bar for a couple of drinks. They have a Filipino trio who will do requests of songs in their repertoire. There were two young English lads in the bar and one of the girls gave them their song sheets to choose a song. When they finished the next song she asked them which song they had chosen.
One of the lads shouted back. "Number 81."
The girl replied. "Number 81, what's that?"
To which I shouted back. "Chicken fried rice!!"
Well the bar was in uproar but the stingy lot never bought me a drink.

Maybe this should go in the jokes forum.

dman · 22 July 2005, 10:15 PM

LOL!! Adrian, your wit keeps us rolling all the time mate. Although I was hoping to hear that you got up and sang song number 81. Hope your travels are safe pal, I can't believe all the crap going on in the UK right now, I hope all the scum is rid of quickly.

Here is that drink they should have bought you pal.

Rockrolex · 22 July 2005, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

Last night I went to the hotel bar for a couple of drinks. They have a Filipino trio who will do requests of songs in their repertoire. There were two young English lads in the bar and one of the girls gave them their song sheets to choose a song. When they finished the next song she asked them which song they had chosen.
One of the lads shouted back. "Number 81."
The girl replied. "Number 81, what's that?"
To which I shouted back. "Chicken fried rice!!"
Well the bar was in uproar but the stingy lot never bought me a drink.

Maybe this should go in the jokes forum.

There might be a more appropriate place for this, but no. ... . I won't go there.

padi56 · 23 July 2005, 01:50 AM

Good job he did not ask for number 69,Adrian

Uncle-AJ · 23 July 2005, 01:52 AM

If he'd got one I think I may have been crushed in the rush.

padi56 · 23 July 2005, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

If he'd got one I think I may have been crushed in the rush.

LOL LMAO

JJ Irani · 23 July 2005, 05:21 AM

Adrian, LMAO. Is there no end to this uncanny wit of yours? Superb!!

22 July 2005, 08:39 PM	#1
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Last night I brought the house down!! Last night I went to the hotel bar for a couple of drinks. They have a Filipino trio who will do requests of songs in their repertoire. There were two young English lads in the bar and one of the girls gave them their song sheets to choose a song. When they finished the next song she asked them which song they had chosen. One of the lads shouted back. "Number 81." The girl replied. "Number 81, what's that?" To which I shouted back. "Chicken fried rice!!" Well the bar was in uproar but the stingy lot never bought me a drink. Maybe this should go in the jokes forum. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

22 July 2005, 10:15 PM	#2
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,583	LOL!! Adrian, your wit keeps us rolling all the time mate. Although I was hoping to hear that you got up and sang song number 81. Hope your travels are safe pal, I can't believe all the crap going on in the UK right now, I hope all the scum is rid of quickly. Here is that drink they should have bought you pal. __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

23 July 2005, 01:50 AM	#4
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23 July 2005, 01:52 AM	#5
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	If he'd got one I think I may have been crushed in the rush. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

23 July 2005, 05:21 AM	#7
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	Adrian, LMAO. Is there no end to this uncanny wit of yours? Superb!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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