When You're Over Seventy

[JohnBaker3]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, ”Yesterday."

That cost me 6 stitches to my head, but when you're over seventy, who gives a ........

[Lordofrolex]

This is a joke, right?

[mannyv11]

Originally Posted by Lordofrolex

This is a joke, right?

it's in the jokes section so yes it would be a joke

[hsfrank]

Perhaps you have to be older to understand what it means to be born yesterday .

[Hairdude1]

[Psmith]

[Abdullah71601]

Originally Posted by JohnBaker3

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, ”Yesterday."

That cost me 6 stitches to my head, but when you're over seventy, who gives a ........

[68camaro]

Originally Posted by hsfrank

Perhaps you have to be older to understand what it means to be born yesterday .

I get it, after all I wasn't born yesterday:)