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Old 26 October 2014, 08:03 AM   #1
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..Donald and Daisy Duck..-Thit No..!

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have Sex with Daisy....
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The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom"?
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Donald frowned and said, "No".
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Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
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"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested...
So, Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had any condoms.....? ..


"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald......

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your 'bill'..??
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"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"
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Yeah,I know its a 'stretch' .. but still worth a giggle...!!
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Old 26 October 2014, 09:46 AM   #2
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Old 26 October 2014, 09:52 AM   #3
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Actually, that's pretty funny!
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Old 26 October 2014, 09:59 AM   #4
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Actually, that's pretty funny!
..........Kinda thought so...!!
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Old 26 October 2014, 12:06 PM   #5
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Old 26 October 2014, 12:16 PM   #6
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Old 27 October 2014, 03:45 PM   #8
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Old 27 October 2014, 06:24 PM   #9
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Didn't hear that one when I was at Disneyland!
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