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24 October 2014, 12:52 AM
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Circle Flies
A city cop gets reassigned to the country and hates it.
One day, he pulls over a farmer and is writing him a ticket. The farmer is standing there, unconcerned, while the officer tries to shoo away the mosquitos that are swarming around. As he tears off the ticket and hands it to the famers he says: "You know, I hate the country. I hate the people, I hate the weather and I especially hate these damned mosquitos". The farmer replies: "them aren't mosquitos, them are circle flies" The cop says "what the fuck are circle flies?" The farmer replies "Well, them's the flies that circle around a horse's ass after he's taken a dump" The cop lets this sink in, stares down the farmer and says "Hey, you country red neck, are you calling me a horse's ass? The farmer replies: "No sir, but you can't fool them circle flies" |
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24 October 2014, 05:40 AM
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24 October 2014, 12:23 PM
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24 October 2014, 06:58 PM
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24 October 2014, 07:00 PM
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lol
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24 October 2014, 07:09 PM
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24 October 2014, 07:15 PM
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24 October 2014, 08:32 PM
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25 October 2014, 11:23 AM
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25 October 2014, 01:50 PM
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25 October 2014, 01:59 PM
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26 October 2014, 02:48 AM
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19 November 2014, 08:12 PM
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26 November 2014, 09:59 AM
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