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17 March 2012, 03:27 AM
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Ralph and Edna
>Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
>One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph >suddenly jumped into the deep end. > >He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. > >Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and >pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's >heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the >hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. > >When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news >and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you >were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving >the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act >displays soundness of mind. > >The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe >belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' > >Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.. How >soon can I go home?' |
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17 March 2012, 05:43 AM
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17 March 2012, 07:11 AM
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18 March 2012, 01:12 AM
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18 March 2012, 01:14 AM
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18 March 2012, 01:29 AM
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18 March 2012, 08:08 PM
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22 March 2012, 01:10 AM
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23 March 2012, 01:37 PM
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