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Old 8 January 2017, 12:47 PM   #1
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The official Canadian temperature conversion chart

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17..9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)
Carbon dioxide freezes and makes dry ice.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol antifreeze freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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Old 8 January 2017, 12:55 PM   #2
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Hilarious! Go Canada. :-)
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Old 8 January 2017, 01:53 PM   #3
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Very good.
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Old 8 January 2017, 02:37 PM   #4
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Hahaa Alcan!
Snowbirds love it here... :0)
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Old 8 January 2017, 11:55 PM   #5
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Old 8 January 2017, 11:59 PM   #6
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Beauty Al! I hope you're wrong about the Leafs
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Old 9 January 2017, 02:04 AM   #7
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Old 9 January 2017, 01:04 PM   #8
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Old 9 January 2017, 09:10 PM   #9
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Old 9 January 2017, 11:50 PM   #11
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Old 16 January 2017, 04:18 AM   #12
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There's an element of truth.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

My neighbour has a cookout on sunny Saturdays as long as it is above about -5C (23F).
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