Mid-Eastern joke

[Alex_TA]

One guy (G) drove through the red light and was caught by policeman (P)
P: Give me your license
G: Sorry, I don't have one
P: Get out from the car
G: I can't, I'm too drunk
P: Are you armed?
G: Of course
P: Open the trunk
G: If I'll do it the bomb will blow up

The policeman calls for help, SWAT, helicopter etc.
The sheriff (S) comes to the scene.
S: Where is this terrorist?
G: Don't know what you are talking about, here is my license
S: Are you drunk?
G: No way
S: Give me your gun
G: I'm not armed
S: Where is the bomb?
The guy opens the trunk, there is nothing inside.

S to P: Are you f* crazy?! A lot of people here, for what?
P: But... drunk, bomb...
G to S: Yes, just listen to him. He even dreamed that I drove through the red light.

[Knappo 1307]

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