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JohnBaker3 · 7 February 2016, 04:11 PM

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in San Francisco, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is,

I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here!

Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go picka her up."

TheRolexKingofLV · 7 February 2016, 04:44 PM

I know Giuseppe!

swatty · 7 February 2016, 05:19 PM

Love this joke

Hairdude1 · 7 February 2016, 05:24 PM

Psmith · 8 February 2016, 12:18 AM

Tri-Tip · 10 February 2016, 02:13 AM

Smart man that Giuseppe is.

seand442 · 10 February 2016, 01:34 PM

BNA/LION · 10 February 2016, 02:00 PM

Passionata · 10 February 2016, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnBaker3

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in San Francisco, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is,

I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here!

Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go picka her up."

asadtiger · 12 February 2016, 02:50 PM

Hahahahaha...

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ROLEX2447 · 13 February 2016, 11:01 AM

Excellent!

BBL · 13 February 2016, 01:07 PM

Hysterical!!

7 February 2016, 04:11 PM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,221	How To Have A Happy Marriage At St. Peter's Catholic Church in San Francisco, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?' Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go picka her up." __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

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