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padi56 · 12 July 2005, 09:25 PM

Guys

I am making this my final post on The Rolex Forums as I am about to leave the country.

This will be my last opportunity to correspond with you for sometime.
Bags are packed and I'm ready to leave. I would have let you all know sooner,
but circumstances dictated that this was not possible. An exciting new Job opportunity
was offered to me this week, and I needed to make a quick decision, in order to secure this position.

I have decided to go and manage a football team... I realise that this May come as a shock to my fellow
WIZs, but I have always secretly harboured such a desire,and I could not turn down this once in a lifetime opportunity to fulfil my personal dream.

The team is based in Northern Brazil. This is a very poor & remote area of
the country, with the nearest city being some 200km away.
Communications are primitive by western standards, the infra-structure
antiquated, and living standards basic. On top of this, the area suffers from
Torrential rainstorms.

Despite all this I am looking forward to the challenge ahead. One of The
main aspects of the job is to stay in close contact with the team, day and
night. We will adopt an Italian style closed training camp regime with no
outside contact, except when playing our games. This will give me ample
opportunity to focus on individual players and the team as a whole. I am
looking forward to the close and intense bonds that this will hopefully
create. Both the players and myself appreciate that we must be prepared To
give, as well as receive, and as much as humanly possible.

There is no postal service, telephone network, or Internet facilities, so
I won't be able to communicate with you again....

It will be just me and the team, 24/7. If you are interested I have attached
a photo of the team.....

Uncle-AJ · 12 July 2005, 10:13 PM

Good luck with the new venture Padi.

To everyone else.............He'll be dead within a week.

singh · 12 July 2005, 10:19 PM

They are very fast. I got sacked only yesterday !! :-)

dman · 12 July 2005, 10:23 PM

Can I hand out towels in he locker room? Please??

dman · 12 July 2005, 10:39 PM

That is your problem Johnny, you talk when you should be doing other things, LMAO!!

BruceS · 12 July 2005, 10:42 PM

You are so cool man! Takes some real guts to just pack up and go for something like that. Best of luck to you mate

Cheers,
Bruce

padi56 · 12 July 2005, 11:05 PM

Can I hand out towels in he locker room? Please??

They are looking for a trainer masseur as well,if interested, the second word is off because they are all mine.

padi56 · 12 July 2005, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

Good luck with the new venture Padi.

To everyone else.............He'll be dead within a week.

But what a way to go,will have a bigger smile than JJ.

Uncle-AJ · 12 July 2005, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

Can I hand out towels in he locker room? Please??

They are looking for a trainer masseur as well,if interested, the second word is off because they are all mine.

Go on, rub it in.

padi56 · 12 July 2005, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atomic

Aye, there's the rub ... whether 'tis nobler to assist Padi or live vicariously through him, forsooth, I wish him well.

Dont care if you are bloody Shakespeare,the answer is still same they are all
mine.

Uncle-AJ · 13 July 2005, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

They are looking for a trainer masseur as well,if interested, the second word is off because they are all mine.

They are looking for a trainer masseur as well,if interested, the second word is off because they are all mine.

Is this stutter adictive?

padi56 · 13 July 2005, 01:08 AM

As I will be working with obviously inexperienced talent, I can see it will be hard for most of the time.

Uncle-AJ · 13 July 2005, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

As I will be working with obviously inexperienced talent, I can see it will be hard for most of the time.

See below.

padi56 · 13 July 2005, 03:10 AM

Uncle-AJ · 13 July 2005, 03:43 AM

Now I'm completely confused.............I don't know which is me.

padi56 · 13 July 2005, 03:44 AM

Forget the tagline... I've got an avatar. What do you guys think?

Bloody hell you got a doppelganger,his name is Adrian.

He looks like the bloke in picture below,a remakable likeness

Uncle-AJ · 13 July 2005, 03:47 AM

I'm getting schizophrenic...............phew that was difficult to spell.

Uncle-AJ · 13 July 2005, 03:58 AM

LOL...............I think I just wet myself.

One thing John, after you change the avatars, this thread will be very confusing.

JJ Irani · 13 July 2005, 04:15 AM

Oh my God....Wednesday morning here....I've just gone through this entire crazy, mixed-up, nutty thread and never laughed so much in my entire laugh.

Now which idiot started this one? LOL! LOL! LOL!

Uncle-AJ · 13 July 2005, 05:25 AM

You should have seen it before the avatars got changed.

JJ Irani · 13 July 2005, 05:28 AM

LOL! Now some of our signature lines have more words than our actual posts.

Southern Jessie · 13 July 2005, 05:32 AM

Have a great time, Padi....you deserve this opportunity. Take care, be careful and HAVE FUN! :)

Uncle-AJ · 13 July 2005, 05:33 AM

Good to see you Shane, you missed all the fun.

dman · 13 July 2005, 05:35 AM

This thread had me crying!!

But where are the avatars?

Uncle-AJ · 13 July 2005, 05:37 AM

It was a live performance, the DVD will be out later in the year.

dman · 13 July 2005, 05:38 AM

Cool, where do I preorder a copy?

Uncle-AJ · 13 July 2005, 05:41 AM

Try Amazon....................the region not the shop.

dman · 13 July 2005, 05:48 AM

ROTFLMAO!!

Rockrolex · 13 July 2005, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

You should have seen it before the avatars got changed.

Fortunately, I did see it before John got rid of his avatar. I happened to be in a meeting when I saw the thread, and nearly choked with laughter. Naturally everyone else in the meeting looked at me a little strangely.

Earl · 13 July 2005, 09:09 AM

Padi you take care down there and don't forget to join back in when you return. :o) OR should this thread be moved to the Jokes?

12 July 2005, 10:13 PM	#2
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Good luck with the new venture Padi. To everyone else.............He'll be dead within a week. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

12 July 2005, 10:23 PM	#4
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,583	Can I hand out towels in he locker room? Please?? __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

12 July 2005, 10:39 PM	#5
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,583	That is your problem Johnny, you talk when you should be doing other things, LMAO!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

12 July 2005, 10:42 PM	#6
BruceS "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Sir Daft Location: Cornwall, UK Watch: Too many Posts: 2,464	Wow Padi, that's an awesome opportunity! You are so cool man! Takes some real guts to just pack up and go for something like that. Best of luck to you mate Cheers, Bruce

12 July 2005, 11:05 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,266	Can I hand out towels in he locker room? Please?? They are looking for a trainer masseur as well,if interested, the second word is off because they are all mine. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

12 July 2005, 10:19 PM	#3
singh Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 82	They are very fast. I got sacked only yesterday !! :-)

13 July 2005, 01:08 AM	#12
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,266	As I will be working with obviously inexperienced talent, I can see it will be hard for most of the time. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

13 July 2005, 03:10 AM	#14
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,266	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

13 July 2005, 03:43 AM	#15
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Now I'm completely confused.............I don't know which is me. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

13 July 2005, 03:47 AM	#17
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	I'm getting schizophrenic...............phew that was difficult to spell. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

13 July 2005, 03:58 AM	#18
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	LOL...............I think I just wet myself. One thing John, after you change the avatars, this thread will be very confusing. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10 Last edited by Uncle-AJ; 13 July 2005 at 03:59 AM.. Reason: To try to make some sense for future readers.

13 July 2005, 04:15 AM	#19
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	Oh my God....Wednesday morning here....I've just gone through this entire crazy, mixed-up, nutty thread and never laughed so much in my entire laugh. Now which idiot started this one? LOL! LOL! LOL! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

13 July 2005, 05:25 AM	#20
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	You should have seen it before the avatars got changed. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

13 July 2005, 05:28 AM	#21
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	LOL! Now some of our signature lines have more words than our actual posts. __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

13 July 2005, 05:32 AM	#22
Southern Jessie Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 278	Best of luck! Have a great time, Padi....you deserve this opportunity. Take care, be careful and HAVE FUN! :)

13 July 2005, 05:33 AM	#23
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Good to see you Shane, you missed all the fun. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

13 July 2005, 05:35 AM	#24
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,583	This thread had me crying!! But where are the avatars? __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

13 July 2005, 05:37 AM	#25
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	It was a live performance, the DVD will be out later in the year. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

13 July 2005, 05:38 AM	#26
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,583	Cool, where do I preorder a copy? __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

13 July 2005, 05:41 AM	#27
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Try Amazon....................the region not the shop. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

13 July 2005, 05:48 AM	#28
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,583	ROTFLMAO!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

13 July 2005, 09:09 AM	#30
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	Padi you take care down there and don't forget to join back in when you return. :o) OR should this thread be moved to the Jokes?

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