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4 August 2014, 06:29 PM | #1 |
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Can you do this ?
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for marriage counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
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Haha...:)
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4 August 2014, 08:54 PM | #3 |
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4 August 2014, 11:35 PM | #4 |
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Great !
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5 August 2014, 09:17 AM | #7 |
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Awesome
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1 September 2014, 03:04 PM | #10 |
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1 September 2014, 09:02 PM | #11 |
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1 September 2014, 09:35 PM | #12 |
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Thanks Peter. I sent this joke to Liz, I hope she get's the humour, otherwise I'm sleeping in your spare room tonight!
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Nice one..
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