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Old 23 November 2014, 05:39 AM   #1
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Ladies Golf

A foursome of men waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of ladies were hitting from the ladies' tee.

The ladies were taking their time.

When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10 feet. Then she went over and missed it completely.

Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.

She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, "I guess all those f---ing lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"
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He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43.......
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Old 23 November 2014, 01:06 PM   #2
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OMG Thomas, that's hilarious!!
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Old 23 November 2014, 02:39 PM   #3
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Is cute.

I don't mind these sexist jokes, to me they're pretty light & I have a good sense of humour. Besides, my brother & all his mechanic buddy really like them so I pass them on so they can have a chuckle too.
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Old 23 November 2014, 02:47 PM   #4
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Too funny!
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Old 23 November 2014, 08:59 PM   #5
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Old 23 November 2014, 09:33 PM   #6
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Haha..:)
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Old 24 November 2014, 08:39 AM   #7
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Old 26 November 2014, 09:40 AM   #8
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Old 26 November 2014, 01:17 PM   #9
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Old 26 November 2014, 06:15 PM   #10
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Hahahahahahahahaha...had me in stitches...
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Old 28 November 2014, 03:05 PM   #11
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Old 28 November 2014, 04:18 PM   #12
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