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Old 1 May 2016, 06:17 PM   #1
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New Store Opening

Two men were opening a new store. They had completed the interior, but had yet to stock the shelves.

An old lady came in and inquired what they were selling. Sarcastically, one of the men said they were selling assholes.

The old lady commented, "Must be doing well, only two are left".
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Old 1 May 2016, 06:55 PM   #2
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Old 1 May 2016, 09:17 PM   #3
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Right on!
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Old 1 May 2016, 10:30 PM   #4
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Old 1 May 2016, 10:51 PM   #5
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That made me laugh out loud!
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Old 1 May 2016, 10:58 PM   #6
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Hahaha
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Old 2 May 2016, 02:20 AM   #7
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Love it!!!!
Wisdom of the ages!
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Old 2 May 2016, 02:32 AM   #8
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Old 2 May 2016, 06:28 AM   #9
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Old 2 May 2016, 08:01 AM   #10
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Old 12 May 2016, 06:35 AM   #11
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