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20 August 2014, 03:56 AM
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Limbless lady at the beach
So a limbless lady (no arms or legs) was sunbathing at the beach
A strong, muscular guy was walking by her and observed her crying and stopped to ask what was wrong The lady crying, says to him, of you know I'm sitting her, getting older, nobody cares about me and as I sit here watching all the people around loved up and I realized that I have never been hugged before. Lady looking up at the man with a tear rolling down her face, says, "do you think you could give me a hug" The man a bit taken aback but wanting to be nice, says, no problem. Picks her up and gives her a big hug, smiles and walks away. As few minutes later the same man comes walking by and asks the woman, I gave you a hug before so why are you still crying? The lady looks up at him and says the hug was so nice, I felt so loved that I just had this urge of wanting to feel what it feels like to be kissed. She looks up at him with her tear flowing eyes and says, "would you mind giving me a kiss?" The man a bit taken aback but not wanting to be rude says "sure", he picks her up, gives her a big kiss, smiles and walks away. Later in the day, same man, walks by her again and she is still crying and even heavier than before. Man stops again think man what else can I do for this lady? Asks whats wrong and said I've done everything you asked, ive hugged and kissed you. Now what is wrong? Lady says you have been so sweet and I thank you but after the hug and kiss, I just want to know what it feels like to be f*cked. Do you think you would be willing to f*ck me? Man looks at her, picks her up, throw's her in the ocean and says "now you're f*cked" |
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20 August 2014, 05:47 AM
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That's just sick.
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20 August 2014, 07:51 AM
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Ummm
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20 August 2014, 02:25 PM
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That's a joke?
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20 August 2014, 02:33 PM
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Ouch.
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20 August 2014, 02:36 PM
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Uhh........
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20 August 2014, 04:32 PM
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u w0t m8?
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21 August 2014, 09:18 AM
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21 August 2014, 11:35 PM
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That made me laugh. I'm not sure I like what that says about me.
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22 August 2014, 09:12 AM
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So not right
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22 August 2014, 02:45 PM
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umm...
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23 August 2014, 09:27 AM
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Its a joke!
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23 August 2014, 12:31 PM
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If he threw her in a hole in the sand, would her name be Peg?
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23 August 2014, 07:56 PM
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23 August 2014, 08:52 PM
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24 August 2014, 10:26 AM
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And the groans echoed throughout the internet.
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24 August 2014, 10:27 AM
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hahahahahahaha
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25 August 2014, 06:51 AM
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26 August 2014, 09:15 PM
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Things must be different in Boca...
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