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17 October 2014, 09:21 AM
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Rural Australian Computer Terminology
A little bit of Aussie Kulcha.....
LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter. LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie. DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute. HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies. KEYBOARD: Where you hang the Ute keys. WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold. SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season. BYTE: What mozzies do. MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do.. CHIP: A bar snack. MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips. MODEM: What you did to the lawns. LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.. SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster. HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart. MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed. MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up. WEB: What spiders make. WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah. SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won't go. CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won't go. YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go. UPGRADE: A steep hill. SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch. MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter-lunch. USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things. NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net. INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go. NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net. ONLINE: Where you hang the washing. OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough |
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17 October 2014, 12:02 PM
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18 October 2014, 09:17 PM
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22 October 2014, 09:11 PM
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Ha ha
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22 October 2014, 09:15 PM
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Love it.
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22 October 2014, 09:22 PM
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Hilarious. Someday Aussies and Brits will learn to speak real American English, the way it is meant to be spoken
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23 October 2014, 02:22 AM
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23 October 2014, 02:59 PM
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Haha!
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23 October 2014, 06:25 PM
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25 October 2014, 02:15 PM
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19 November 2014, 08:11 PM
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Hilarious!
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19 November 2014, 10:12 PM
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26 November 2014, 09:50 AM
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Sheesh!!!!
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