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padi56 · 27 September 2016, 05:33 PM

Once upon a time there lived a King.The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what;
Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does
not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'

The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would
marry her and inherit the King's wealth...

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted.The prince went away sadly .

The second prince brought diamonds.

He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted.

He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the Princess,'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'

The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red .

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!
The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the Prince's pants?

M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking??

I WORRY ABOUT YOU GUYS SOMETIMES!!!

swatty · 27 September 2016, 06:28 PM

Contused · 27 September 2016, 11:39 PM

htbilgic · 28 September 2016, 01:25 AM

Hairdude1 · 28 September 2016, 08:33 AM

skydriver · 28 September 2016, 01:16 PM

You got me. Good one

brkanand · 28 September 2016, 01:23 PM

Got me too! haha! great one

cop414 · 29 September 2016, 05:03 AM

Good one Peter!

GB-man · 1 October 2016, 03:47 AM

KenNethcole · 2 October 2016, 06:14 PM

TickTopia · 2 October 2016, 06:17 PM

Dr. Robert · 3 October 2016, 01:08 AM

Hilarious

Psmith · 30 October 2016, 01:14 AM

27 September 2016, 05:33 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,260	Adult Fairy Tale. Once upon a time there lived a King.The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS.. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.' The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth... THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted.The prince went away sadly . The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the Princess,'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.' The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red . She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after. Question: What was in the Prince's pants? M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What were you thinking?? I WORRY ABOUT YOU GUYS SOMETIMES!!! __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

27 September 2016, 06:28 PM	#2
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