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Rollied 24 October 2019 12:53 AM

Why is 69 afraid of 70?
 
Because they once had a fight and 71.

locutus49 24 October 2019 12:55 AM

Good one, because I am 69 and turn 70 in 4 days. :cheers:

BigAppleBill 24 October 2019 01:14 AM

A different version was one of my kid’s go-to jokes as a tot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. (8=ate)

Good times.

Bluside 27 October 2019 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by locutus49 (Post 10077349)
Good one, because I am 69 and turn 70 in 4 days. :cheers:

Happy Birthday.

Dust 30 October 2019 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigAppleBill (Post 10077388)
A different version was one of my kidís go-to jokes as a tot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. (8=ate)

Good times.

That's even cute somehow.

ltmgeller 31 October 2019 05:14 AM

:chuckle:

eman1200 31 October 2019 05:20 AM

I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.



I don't know why. (y)

Yimmyayo 5 November 2019 11:43 AM

Lol

schoolboy 6 November 2019 02:20 PM

Nice hehe

Berba9 28 November 2019 10:39 AM

Nice hehe

TheDude 28 November 2019 11:27 AM

Why is 69 afraid of 70?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rollied (Post 10077341)
Because they once had a fight and 71.



Whatís the square root of 69?


Eight something.


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still.cant.tell.time 9 January 2020 08:17 AM

hhaha

still.cant.tell.time 9 January 2020 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by thedude (Post 10163915)
whatís the square root of 69?


Eight something.


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cus i've been trying to work it out aaaaah

Stayourself 13 January 2020 02:37 PM

hehehe it's nice!

calatravato 13 January 2020 03:18 PM

Nice

Ny325 13 January 2020 04:28 PM

Happy 70th.

rex311 15 January 2020 02:11 PM

Very nice...


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Avav1 4 February 2020 01:10 PM

I thought this was going into the gutter...

jameholz01 11 February 2020 01:57 PM

Good

vcabs68 17 February 2020 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eman1200 (Post 10095369)
I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.



I don't know why. (y)

Lol dad joke but that one is decent im gonna use it lol


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