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Drunk Shock.
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the
bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard
from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream
reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to
investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?
You're scaring the customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and
every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my testicles."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...
"You ars#hole! You're sitting on the mop bucket.
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