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Realistic engravings:

• "Never give up"
• 3 liner: "(Son's initials) / (Date) / Love, Dad"
• "Be yourself" (or: "Know thyself")

Humorous but not inspirational:

• "Don't worry, it's real".
• "I only had to sell 1 kidney for this".
• "This watch spent 15 years on a waitlist".
• "Don't forget to change the battery".
• "I wear Rolex, therefore I am".