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It is all so funny. Here's where I am with some of this:
59 and I'm still trying to figure this one out [emoji2369]:
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
I'm not sure about this one [emoji848]:
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.
I hear this from my wife a lot [emoji2369]:
Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, "Close enough."
Playing the flute solo meant something different when I was growing up [emoji15]:
"Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."
End of the street for me, and yes I drive:
So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?
Why is putting on socks such a challenge these days [emoji2369]:
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
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