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Originally Posted by NardinNut
I think it’s ridiculous as an industry that a watch states it’s “30m” water resistance and that means it can be in the rain. If they state it can go down X# of meters then it should be able to. They should replace it with a more realistic scale:
Watch resistant from:
1 - sneeze
2 - light tears from picking a high bugger
3 - tears from a bad breakup
4 - tears after watching old yeller
5 - hand washing
6 - bath
7 - swimming
8 - crazy hot tub orgy
9 - wife pushing you off a boat after learning of crazy hot tub orgy
10 - snorkeling
11 - freediving
12 - scuba diving
13 - mobsters throwing you over a boat with concrete shoes
14 - going down with the titanic
You’re welcome watch industry.
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Hysterical. I used to require a 12, now I'm only a five and working my way to a 1.