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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

And how does one tell the time from one of these?

You check your cellphone

Actually, if you have any of these watches, your cellphone is probably at least a Vertu, so you can just call the concierge and ask him/her to remind you of which city you are in, what time it is, and please, oh, please, send you a snack of Cristal champagne and beluga caviar.