> THESE REALLY WORK!!
>
> I checked this out on Snopes, and it's for real!
>
> AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
>
> 1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
> else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
>
> 2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by
> using the sink.
>
> 3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed
> for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember
> to use a timer.
>
> 4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
> from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
> button.
>
> 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then
> you'll be afraid to cough.
>
> 6. You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
> move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
> duct tape.
>
> 7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
>
> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good
> For Anything But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When They're Pushed
> Down The Stairs!
