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Three wishes
Mary is outside doing some yard work on a beautiful day when she surprisingly notices a short man walking on her property. She reaches him, gets him by the arm and starts to talk to him:
- Wait a minute, you are a goblin! And I've caught you! Therefore you owe me three wishes, right!?
- Uh...yeah...I surrender, you definitely got me! Go ahead lady, what do you need?
- Well, first of all, I want a huge house!
- Got it! What's next?
- I want a...a...a Ferrari!
- Done! What's your last wish?
- I want 10 million dollars in my back account!
- A classic, you have it! However, I am a special type of goblin. If you want your three wishes to become true you will have to spend a whole night of deep and passionate love with me, if you know what I mean...
- That's is? asks the lady, why of course then! Let's go!
So the two of them go in Mary's room and they spend the night together. The next day, at around 10 o' clock, the little man wakes up and turns to her:
- Tell me, how old are you?
- I'm 39 years old, why?
- Good grief! And you still believe in goblins!?
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir,
Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire,
J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout,
On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout.
- André Fortin
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