This reminds me of a book that we passed around in High School about the same time we were dissecting cats:
Link:
http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-...der_0517545160
We did lots of things with those dead kitties. Some jumped rope with the intestines, one guy made horrible mockery of an eye, we put them in saunas and baths and hottubs -- but no one ever made them fly. (Do I get a star for rhyming?)