[Tri-Tip]

Originally Posted by Bluside

I found this on another forum and wanted to share....

As I get older, I realise:-

1. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

2. My people skills are just fine, it's my tolerance of idiots that might need work.

3. I don't need anger management, I need idiots to stop pissing me off.

4. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.

5. I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.

6. "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

7. The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

8. The day the world runs out of beer or wine is just too terrible to contemplate.

9. When I was a child, I thought nap-time was punishment. Now it's like a mini-vacation.

10. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the drier for ten minutes, come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

2, 6, 7, and 9 are the ones I live by.