[WatchinMD]

Originally Posted by kunlun

It all depends on how comfortable and secure you are in your masculinity.

As for me, I've chewed nails, pooped bricks, and you can grind my bones to make bread;
I've had a borscht with a bear, farted on a whale, and called a man a pig to his face;
I've climbed a hill before breakfast and had tea on a mountain;
I've dated a redhead and told a latin woman what to do and lived;
I've pushed up, pulled up and thrown up, all three at once sometimes;
I can pick my friends and pick my nose, but never my friend's nose--in short, I am the very model of modern man.

And I wear both pink and a mother of pearl watch.