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Old 15 May 2018, 06:53 AM   #1
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Marriage Jokes

Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!"

Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."


My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.


What to give a man who’s got everything? A woman. She’ll tell him how everything works.
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