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Old 3 December 2005, 11:01 PM   #2
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Originally Posted by padi56
Just in case you ever wondered . . .

We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below ...

GUTS. is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are
you still cleaning, or are you going to fly somewhere?”

BALLS. is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the ars# and having the balls to say: “You’re

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.


Very clear, I think I'm gonna try 'em out both tonight!

Result after showing guts: comatose in ER.
Result after showing balls: asking St. Peter if you may enter through the pearly gates.
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