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"I'm so excited about getting this car. I've wanted this baby since I first saw it, and finally, today is the day! C'mon honey, let's go in there and make this dream come true . . . . Unless, that is, the salesman is wearing a beautiful watch. Then the deal's off."
Said no one, ever.
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