[hsfrank]

A gentleman got on the train at Grand Central Station. He went through the train looking for a seat. There was one but it was occupied by a little Chihuahua. Sitting next to the Chihuahua was a lady. He politely ask her to hold the dog and let him sit down to which she refused. He again requested that she remove the dog and she again refused. Finally in desperation he went across the aisle, opened the window,and then returned. He grabed the dog by the tail and went over the window and dropped it out of the train.

Returning to the seat , an Englishmen Accosted him. “You Americans drive on the wrong side , speak wrong, and above all threw out the wrong b**ch”