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Originally Posted by directioneng
Well I meet all of your requirements except one (not a psycho).
Ok, I meet them all but I have no watches with diamonds.
However, I could kill for that DD with baguettes. 
Fancy a drink sometime? 
Ps. My wife read this and is  |
I would love to go for a drink but...
If you're a psycho then you'd probably chop me up into tiny pieces and bury in me ditch.
Or maybe your wife would kill me. (Then she'd go prison for manslaughter and I'd be dead so that's 2 women's lives you'd ruin)
So I'll pass on the drinks, it's a kind offer but I don't drink alcohol anyway
Maybe in another life
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