So, two guys walk into a Rolex AD to buy a Daytona C 116500...
Guy #1 says to sales assistant...
"Dear Sir, I have been a Rolex aficionado since I was 8 years of age when my grandfather gifted me my first 1680 Submariner. I have studied horology and written a Biography on Hans Wilsdorf. My current collection covers every significant model in the Rolex catalogue over the last 50 years.
Guy #2 says...
"I have a shark in my pool..."